People's Names Dad Jokes
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Bob
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What do you call a man who has a car above his head?
Jack.
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What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall?
Art.
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​What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
​Phil.
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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
Rob.
​What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?
​Chuck.
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​What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?
Neal.
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What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?
Warren.
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​What do you call a man in shark infested waters?
​Chum.
​What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?
​Bernadette
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​What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?
​Russell
​What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?
​Cliff
​What do you call a man who has a spade for a head?
​Doug
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​What do you call a man who doesn't have a spade for a head?
​Douglas.
What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?
Edward.
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What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?
Edward Wood.
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What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.
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What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?
​Bob
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​What do you call a man in shark infested waters?
​Chum.
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​​What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?
​Russell
​What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?
​Cliff
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What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
​Eilene
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What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?
Nolene
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What do you call an asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
Irene.
​What do you call a man who is always at your front door?
​Matt.
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​What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
​Rob.
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​What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?
​Warren.
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​What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?
​Pete.
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​What do you call a man with no shins?
​Tony.
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What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?
Adam.
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​What do you call a guy with a radio?
​Roger.
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​​What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?
Eve.
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​What do you call a man sitting in hot water?
​Stew.
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What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?
Luke.
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​What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
​Phil.
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​​What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
​Lou.
​What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?
​Lulu
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​What do you call a woman who keeps singing christmas songs?
​Carol.
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​What do you call a woman who works with cats?
​Kitty.
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​What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?
​Miles.
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​​What do you call a man who has a car licence plate tattoo?
Reg
​What do you call a lady who has radiator for a body?
​Anita.
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​​What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?
​Claude.
​What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?
​Frank.
​What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing?
​Gail.
​What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?
​Annette.
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​What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtles?
​Shell
​What do you call a guy who loves exercising?
​Jim.
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What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes?
​Scott.
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​​What do you call a man who works in deceased estates?
​Will.
​What do you call a man who always wears a coat?
​Mac
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What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats?
Max.
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​What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?
​Neal.
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​What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?
​Skip.
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​What do you call a man who has no 5 cent coins?
​Nicholas.
What do you call 2 guys in a window?
Curt and Rod.
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​What did the lawyer name his daughter?
​Sue
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​What do you call the police woman who does all the chalk outlines?
Tracy.
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