Famous People Dad Jokes
Which celeb is the best at fixing things?
Shawn Mendes
Which actor never uses cutlery?
Reese Withoutaspoon
Which rapper takes the most naps?
Jay Zzzzzzz!
What's Robert Downey Jnr's favourite metal?
Iron, man
Which coffee is the most famous?
Ariana Grande
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
Why was the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening?
He had a green thumb
What do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Frank-Einstein
What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackolli
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
Donald Trump Jokes
Why is Trump unable to be hanged for treason?
Fake noose.
What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for?
Hispanic attacks
How much does it cost to keep Donald Trump alive?
One Pence.
What is Trump's favourite TV series?
Orange is The New Black
What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it.